#ThingsOverheardAtChurch: Become Trend on twitter at (2018-06-24 14:01)
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Popular tweets tagged with #ThingsOverheardAtChurch:
Carmen H. @carmenhenry_co🔁 So this hashtag #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
Brad Wietersen @ImBradMan🔁 "I never thought I'd see the day that Satan would become the President."
Hashtag Roundup @HashtagRoundup🔁#ThingsOverheardAtChurch is this week's Young At Heart Tags hosted by @47young1
Jeff Dwoskin - Hashtag Roundup @bigmacher🔁#ThingsOverheardAtChurch
Oh Hi Sarah Sanders, we, unfortunately, have to ask you to leave. Thanks.
Sarah Sweet @SarahSw64100156🔁 I’m starting to think this whole Melania BeBest thing is bullshit #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
Cathy H @Caddyweese🔁If Jesus were to return to Earth today, Republicans would accuse him of being a dangerous middle eastern man who's trying to spread socialism.
cobaltchicken @cobaltchicken🔁 It’s ok that trump is separating brown children as long as we show up to church on Sundays #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁The drip drip drip of melting candle wax.
Just kidding, that’s noiseless.
Brad Wietersen @ImBradMan🔁 "Are you Sarah Huckabee Sanders?... I'm afraid you have to leave."
Brad Wietersen @ImBradMan🔁"They asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave here too!"
(The candles kept blowing out!)
This wine is so cheap. Considering that churches are tax exempt you'd think they can afford better wine
hayat @hayat94671207🔁"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in,"--Matthew 25;35
onemanbandit @onemanbandit🔁 “As a conservative Christian, I believe that marriage is sacred. And so do 4-out-of-5 of my ex-husbands. Praise God! Glory!”
j. jimenez @jjmnz71🔁 What’s the WiFi password here #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
AlternativeFacts @AlternatFacts🔁I could not agree more..lol.. its all about & &
martha walter @marthaleewalter🔁 Lord, have mercy. Christ, have mercy. Lord, have mercy. #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
David A LaBar 🇺🇸 @DavidLabar7🔁
In my heart I know,
I am very sinful.
I accept Jesus' sacrifice
on the cross for my sins.
I accept Jesus as my
Lord and Saviour.
Take over my life
and make me whole.
Show me how I should live.
In Jesus' name,
Best Darn Diddly @BestDarnDiddly🔁“Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way: by praying like hell on my deathbed?!”
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁Sweet old ladies saying kind things about our kids.
VRadio Las Vegas @VRadio🔁WHEN YOU GET UP FOR THAT NEXT or the King of Budz...
Stop and click play and stream our 5.
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁The occasional irritating voice boosted by microphone for full devastating effect.
Geoff H @geoff_hunt🔁 Merry Christmas !
How’ve you been??
Haven’t seen you since Easter. #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
Mattrick @MClittlebigg🔁 #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
Hey little boy, come with me in the confessional booth, I have some candies there
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁A variety of languages.
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁Our parish priest is an old friend from the 80s, so there’s always a “blast from the past”.
Victor Overall @JamChrisJoy🔁- Bear with me. I'm new to the priesthood
- It's okay. Anyway, forgive me, father, for I have sinned. A woman gave me a blowjob
- What does the father usually suggest for a blowjob?
- A bag of chips and a soda
Shelp Rock @slprck🔁 #ThingsOverheardAtChurch
Why those that can't SANG always squealing and trying to swallow the microphone?
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁An unpredictable mix of saccharine and truly beautiful music.
Verpiss Dich @ratigan512🔁Don’t worry about the children separated from their parents as long as he is willing to stop abortions and keep women oppressed he’s our guy and btw how’s your mistress ?
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁People singing off-key.
Makes my ears ring.
Edward Slizewski @SlizewskiEdwar1🔁
🙋 In God We Trust 🙏
This Nation, Under God, Shall have a New Birth of Freedom 🙌
Schrödinger's Catbox @EMosburg🔁Appeals for money. Not complaining, just saying.
Greg Bowles @GBRapier🔁"So we're voting FOR the guy who's on his 3rd wife, grabs women by the pussy without consent & cut off his disabled nephew's health insurance and AGAINST the woman who's been married 40 years and created the Children's Insurance Program? Um... why?"
Diva Vito @DivaVito🔁 Do they care if I make change in the offering plate? I only brought a $10
CITIZENS for CHANGE™ 🌊 @cfcpac🔁You’re a Christian? I thought you were a supporter. Real Christians don’t support a racist , sexist,bigot who separates children from their parents and denies refugees asylum. So no you’re not a Christian you’re a bigot.
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ @Granny_4theWIN🔁 A loud thump.
aliceleephillips @ALEMOsirius🔁 Look around you,at the Hate,the Violence & the Despair,our time here is almost at an end,rescue those that you can because soon it will be time to meet Our Lord in The Air.
PoliticalJunkie 📿🎓 @DemcratsRbetter🔁#ThingsOverheardAtChurch wake up & sit your but up before me & The Lord smack the taste out of your mouth. ✋ 🙈🙉🙊
Jack Shmidt @JackShmidt2🔁Psst- don't you think it's weird that the Jesus on the cross is white? It doesn't make any sense!
Rev. Cobra Commander @RevCobraC🔁"And all the people said: #COBRA!" #ThingsOverheardAtChurch #SundayMorning
Markuz Dezell @MarkuzDezell🔁The officer used his cuffs
The lady give him her muff
Use your gun
For adult fun
Then when you’re done lick my b twitter.com um
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